Worst Sports Themed Cars

Kinja'd!!! "UKGTR335" (UKGTR335)
03/18/2014 at 15:07 • Filed to: None

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As a car lover with two degrees from the University of Florida, and as an avid Gator football and basketball fan, I still winced a little when I came across this:

GATOR PORSCHE

I'm all about people supporting their schools and their affiliated sports teams, I loved the University of Florida and I love watching Gator sports, but I would have to tint the windows very, very, very dark before I rode in that thing. UNLESS I was driving it exclusively around Gainesville, in which case I would drive around all day because it would probably garner more bro high-fives and sorority tail than anyone could know what to do with.

Anyone else come across any horrendously over the top or terribly executed sports team or college themed cars? I'm sure there are at least a few sports themed donks out there.


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > UKGTR335
03/18/2014 at 15:11

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Nearly a gulf livery!


Kinja'd!!! UKGTR335 > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
03/18/2014 at 15:17

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True. Maybe the color scheme itself wouldn't be that bothersome if it didn't have the large rear window decal.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > UKGTR335
03/18/2014 at 15:17

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take off the gator thing and BAM gulf Porsche


Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
03/18/2014 at 15:18

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See, my thought is that they tried that, couldn't get the logo just right for whatever reason, and said "screw it, GO GATORS!"

These are the lies I keep telling myself to push back the work I'm doing on my orbital death ray.


Kinja'd!!! wacopalypsenow > UKGTR335
03/18/2014 at 15:36

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"Gotta pay the remaining balance off to get the title"

Florida, gaudy paint job....this guy reeks of newly inducted cocaine addict


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > UKGTR335
03/18/2014 at 15:51

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I'm a Michigan grad and I feel shame:

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Kinja'd!!! UKGTR335 > yamahog
03/18/2014 at 15:55

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Damn. Michigan PT Cruiser is definitely higher on the shame spectrum than a UF Porsche. Nice find. Can anyone go nuclear and find a Camden County Community College themed Pontiac Aztek?!?


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > UKGTR335
03/18/2014 at 16:02

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To be fair, we also have one of these:

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And one of these:

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Kinja'd!!! Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > yamahog
03/20/2014 at 21:41

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You forgot the Honda Accord addition.

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